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Native Plants
  • Home
  • Where to Begin
    • Ecological Introduction
    • Reduce Your Lawn
    • Reduce Negative Impacts
    • Plant Native Plants
    • Create Soft Landings
    • Leave the Leaves
    • Consider Signage
    • Dealing with HOA's
  • Native Plant Sources
    • United States
    • United Kingdom
    • Canada
  • Video Resources
    • Natives and Cultivars
    • Moths and Butterflies
    • Birds, Bats and Bees
    • Lawn Conversions
    • Let's Talk Plants
  • Presenters
    • Doug Tallamy
    • Desirée L. Narango
    • Heather Holm
    • Rebecca McMakin
    • Drew Lathin
    • Uri Lorimer
    • Joey Santore
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Introducing Joey Santore of Crime Pays buy Botany Doesn't

A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. He studies plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough). If you enjoy this kind of light-hearted education, be aware that your contributions help support it.

Support his cause by funding his Patreon, tossing 5 bucks his venmo address "societyishell", or by purchasing some apparel at his merch store:

https://www.bonfire.com/store/crime-pays-but-botany-doesnt/.

 
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